Just to get my mind off things

As I travel the roadways around this great country of ours, sometimes my mind wanders off to new and different locations.  After the past few weeks, I decided to let it go today, mainly because any thoughts of work, or the people I work for, would be just enough to make me go screamingly insane.  Okay, more screamingly insane than I currently am.  And with more screaming.

As I'm heading along I-40 in Tennessee, I see this billboard advertising one of the local strip clubs.  The ad has a picture that consists of a woman's arm and hand, holding a garment that could either be a segment of underwear, or possibly even part of a swimsuit.  It was tough to tell because along the length of the picture where the garment was, was a big yellow bar with the word "CENSORED" covering up the item of clothing.  Note that the only thing you see of the girl was her outstretched arm.

So, this got me thinking:  is it against the law in Tennessee to publicly show photographs of clothing not being actually worn?  And, could there be a market for a website devoted to laundry porn?  You know, on the tame side, maybe show some one-piece bathing suits or pajama bottoms, get a little more risque and show G-strings and thongs, possibly some lacy lingerie ... we could do the "group" thing with pictures of clotheslines, and for those that prefer the "mature" angle maybe some photos of underwire bras and girdles.

These are the kind of thoughts that show why I have the job I do, and why I need to be segregated from the population at large.